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Semester 2

In character

Gan (Greg): “Who are you?”
Wizard (NPC, RJ): “I’m the one that built this place.”
Gan (Greg): “You and I have some words to exchange.”

Reyn (Chris): “How do we get it out of the golem, pray tell?”
Arcubix (James): “I know how to get it out of the golem.”

Out of character

When confronted with an annoyingly hard-to-damage golem made out of books and fire:
Keith (Tomi): Are there any weakpoints I can perceive on the golem?
Dave (DM): Nope.
Greg (Gan): You would think the books would be a weakpoint.
James (Arcubix): Uh, only compared to the fire.

Semester 3

In character

Tariq (John): “Don’t make me ‘Shazam’ again…”

Tariq (John): “I will make you a proposition, my friend: Either you can come with us to deliver this child – or a substitute – to where he needs to be delivered, or I will take my hammer – it is a merciful hammer, you will not die – and beat you with it until my arms are tired.”

In the presence of a wild and unpredictable magic storm, faced with the threat of giant lizards:
Emmett (NPC, Kit): I need to be bigger! BIGGER! (He starts to grow, magically.)
Jale (Chris): ...
Jale (Chris): I need to be smarter! SMARTER!

Out of character

James (Arcubix): “Hmm, this is not the best way to use [Emmett’s prophetic knack]. Can I roll Use Magic Device on him?”

James (Arcubix): I’m going to attempt to intimidate the shark.
John (Tariq): You’re going to attempt to intimidate something that is actively eating you?

Semester 4

In character

At the bottom of a dungeon with walls covered in macabre murals:
Appolenus (Cam): Did you see the pictures on the walls?
Mercenary leader (NPC, Joe): Yeah, they were pretty.
Appolenus: You think pictures of wholesale slaughter are pretty?!
Mercenary leader: It’s called sarcasm.
Appolenus: Lost on me.
Mercenary leader: I can tell.

Confronted by an item that Torin mysteriously claims to have been his, despite the fact that it was found on an ancient skeleton:
Miss Chen: How was that…yours?
Jale: He found it, didn’t he?

Trying to convince the Morningstar’s mercenaries not to follow him anymore:
Miss Chen: Why do you follow the Morningstar?
Mercenary leader (NPC, RJ): I’ll tell you why I follow him. He sucked my balls, and I thought it was a fair price.

Out of character

Confronted by a living fireball:
Dave (DM): Yeah, Chris, trick the ball of fire.
Chris (Jale): I’ve got it, I’ll create an illusion of a sexy female giant ball of fire!

Upon meeting Greg’s new character, Jonah:
Greg (Jonah): So what I’m hearing is…a bunch of metrosexuals in the jungle.

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